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Dry Nasty Crap Doormat
This doormat greets visitors with a special "Dogs Eye View" of feeding time.
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Cat Diary Doormat
This doormat takes a page from a cat's diary: "The Cat, Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is...
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Nutty Cat Doormat
This welcome mat's message, if not quite cordial, is at least concise: "CAT IS NUTS." Various other doormat styles available.
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No Joke from the Cat Doormat
Do cats hold hostages? Sure they do, and this doormat proves it: "THIS IS NOT A JOKE. If you ever want to see these people again, bring me 5 lbs. of fresh tuna in a plain brown bag. THE CAT." Various other doormat styles available.
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Wipe Your Paws Doormat
This doormat greets visitors with a fastidious message from the management: "Wipe your paws." Various other doormat styles available.
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Cat's Housekeeping Staff Doormat
Those who cater to cats will immediately understand this doormat's message: "THE CAT and its housekeeping staff reside here." Various other doormat styles available.
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Dog's a Humper Doormat
Too many unwanted visitors? Maybe this doormat will solve your problem: "OUR DOG IS NOT A BITER. He's a humper." Various other doormat styles available.
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No Joke from the Dog Doormat
And just WHO is man's best friend? This doormat reads: "THIS IS NOT A JOKE. If you ever want to see these people again, bring me a 5 lb. rib roast in a plain brown bag. THE DOG." Various other doormat styles available.
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Dog Diary Doormat
Stay tuned for the continued travails of this poor prisoner: "The Dog, Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing th
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Nutty Dog Doormat
This doormat delivers its message, no bones about it: "DOG IS NUTS." Various other doormat styles available.
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Beware of Licker Doormat
One hazard of pet ownership is captured in this doormat's message: "BEWARE: Dog can't hold its licker." Various other doormat styles available.
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Dog's Housekeeping Staff Doormat
This doormat makes it perfectly clear who's in charge of domestic affairs: "THE DOG and its housekeeping staff reside here." Various other doormat styles available.
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Yorkshire Terrier (Yorkie) "Home Security System" Doormat
This doormat welcomes and warns visitors at the same time: "Protected by a Yorshire Terrier Home Security System. 24-HOUR MONITORING." Sixteen different breeds available!
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Shih Tzu "Home Security System" Doormat
This doormat welcomes and warns visitors at the same time: "Protected by a Shih Tzu Home Security System. 24-HOUR MONITORING." Sixteen different breeds available!
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Schnauzer "Home Security System" Doormat
This doormat welcomes and warns visitors at the same time: "Protected by a Schnauzer Home Security System. 24-HOUR MONITORING." Sixteen breeds Available!
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